A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
Someone who is fed up with people.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
A female moth.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have. You have character lines
Top 10 Worst Cartoon Characters
#10 TWEETY BIRD -
You know there's a problem when every single kid roots for the "hero" to be devoured in each episode.
No sense of humor. No personality. Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling.
I knew kids like this growing up. Most of them ate paste, sat in the front of the bus, and got me in trouble.
#9- GRAPE APE -
A real moron. All he knows how to say is his name, and he does so, non-stop, for a half an hour.
I'd rather watch "Davey and Goliath".
#8- OLIVE OYLE -
Am I the only one out there who thought this was one lady NOT worth fighting over? And that's what they did every episode!
She talks like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner with a cheap hat.
Hey, Popeye, you're a sailor... you can do better! Plus, Olive can never decide if she wants to date that jerk Bluto or not. The girl is just bad news.
#7- PETUNIA PIG -
Porky's girlfriend, remember her?? She was a real zero. What was the point of her anyway? To make Porky look good? Come on, who did they think they were fooling. We all know Porky is gay.
#6- PEBBLES & BAM-BAM(as teenagers) -
What were they thinking? Were they trying to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing? And how come every cartoon teenager plays in a crummy rock band? An awful, and thankfully short-lived, idea.
#5- PEPE LE PEW -
Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual harassment? Let's take a good look at this character: a horny, rapist skunk who's attracted to other species! NOT good for the kids. Plus, worse still, he's French.
#4- ALAN(from Josie and the Pussy Cats) -
How weak was this "Fred" clone? They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud. Well, I knew Fred. I grew up with Fred. Fred was like a friend of mine. Let me tell you something...you're no Fred.
#3- ZAN AND ZANA(The Wonder Twins) -
How many times do we have to say it?Leave the crime fighting to the professionals! "Form of... an idiot!" They should have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a long time ago. There's no room for dead weight in this game.
#2- KAZOO(from the Flintstones) -
It's like, "Hmmm, a miniature, green spaceman who appears only to Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble isn't enough of a stretch. I know! Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um, could I get a drug test from Hanna Barbara, please?
#1- SCRAPPY DOO -
And, really, who else COULD be number one? This guy ruined Scooby Doo! Just came in and ruined it! Scrappy is the Yoko Ono of Saturday morning cartoons. I can't even talk about it anymore. It's too upsetting.
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