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- Here Comes the ...RING...!!!

- WEBTV ...RULES !!!

- Spel Chequer

Here Comes the ...Ring...!!!

A little boy was in a relative's wedding.

As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd alternating between bride's side and groom's side).

While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and it went,
step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR
all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.

The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said,
"I was being the Ring Bear!"

(Does yours... RULE YOU?)


You know it is time to cut down on your webtv use if:

1) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.

2) You name your first two children "Alta Discuss" and "Dotcom."

3) You turn off your WebTV and get this awful empty feeling, as if you'd just pulled the plug on a loved one.

4) You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

5) You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.

6) You start using smileys and ((( ))) your snail mail.

7) You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word

8) You can't call your mother; she doesn't have a WebTV.

9) You check your mail. It says "no new messages"; so you check it again.

10) You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.

11) You tell the cab driver you live at

12) You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

13) After reading this message, you immediately email it to a friend.


Eye halve a speling chequer.
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a werd
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this pome threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfekt awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Sores unknown