INSIGHTOn this page you will find...
- Michael Jordan (Worth All THAT ???)
- Are You A TRUE Elementary School Teacher?
- Thoughts on AGING
INSIGHTOn this page you will find...
- Michael Jordan (Worth All THAT ???)
- Are You A TRUE Elementary School Teacher?
- Thoughts on AGING
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan's Legacy...
Michael Jordan used to make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute assuming
he averaged about 30 minutes a game.
Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he was making $178,100 a day, working or not.
Assuming he slept 7 hours per night, he made $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums danced in his head.
If he went to a movie, it cost him $9.00 (with no popcorn), but he made $18,550 while he was there.
If he decided to have a 5 minute egg, he made $618.00 while it was boiling.
He made $7,415.00 per hour mare than the minimum wage.
He made $3,710.00 while watching an episode of 'Friends.'
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone had to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to hand him $2.00 every second.
He probably paid around $200.00 for a nice round of golf but he was reimbursed $33,390.00 for that round.
If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 per year.
Last year, he made twice as much as all of our past presidents for all their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
BUT, JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270 YEARS TO HAVE A NET WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL GATES.
says...
1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?
2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?
3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?
4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?
5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time"?
6. Do you declare "no cuts/butting in" when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line?
7. Do you say "I like the way you did that" to the mechanic who repairs your car nicely?
8. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?
9. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?
10. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?
11. Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?
12. Do you ask a quiet person at a party if he has something to share with the group?
* If you answered yes to 4 or more, it's in your soul--you are hooked on teaching. And if you're not a teacher, you missed your calling.
* If you answered yes to 8 or more, well, maybe it's *too much* in your soul--you should probably begin thinking about retirement.
* If you answered yes to all 12, forget it--you'll *always* be a teacher, retired or not! - Original Source unknown
- As told by laughalot-owner@laughalot.com
Thoughts on Aging
2. Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
3. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
6. One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
7. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. Every time I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
8. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
9. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
10. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
11. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
12. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
13. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
14. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
15. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
16. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
17. I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.
18. Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
19. It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips.
20. Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
21. Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
22. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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