17 WAYS HOW YOU CAN TELL IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY!!
- 1 - You wake up Face Down on the Footpath.
- 2 - You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
- 3 - You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
- 4 - You see a `60 minutesī team waiting in your office.
- 5 - Your Birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- 6 - You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any.
- 7 - You put on the news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.
- 8 - Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
- 9 - Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of `Hellīs Angelsī down the freeway.
- 10- The boss tells you not to bother taking your coat off.
- 11- The bird singing outside your window is a Vulture.
- 12- You walk to work and then find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose. (Even Worse for Ladies)
- 13- You call your answering service and they tell you that its none of your business.
- 14- Your blind date turns out to be your wife.
- 15- Your income tax cheque bounces.
- 16- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
- 17- Your wife say's "Good morning, Bill" and your name is Fred.
HUMOUR