INSIGHTOn this page you will find...
- 10 TIME-HONOURED TRUTHS
- RELATIONSHIP RULES:
- "Which kind of CANDY are YOU???"
INSIGHTOn this page you will find...
- 10 TIME-HONOURED TRUTHS
- RELATIONSHIP RULES:
- "Which kind of CANDY are YOU???"
1. Don't sweat the petty things...
2.One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...FLOOR
3. Women adore silent men...
4. Men are from earth.
5. Give a man a fish...and he will eat for a day.
6. Anyone can give up smoking,
7. Everyone is useful,
8. If you ate pasta and antipasta,
9. We are what we eat.
10. Before you criticize someone,
and don't pet the sweaty things!
they think they're listening.
Women are from earth.
DEAL WITH IT!
Teach a man to fish...and he will sit i a boat and drink beer all day!
but it takes a real man to face cancer.
if even to serve as a horrible example.
would you still be hungry?
So most of us are...cheap, fast, and easy!
walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
you'll be a mile away, and he's barefoot!
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without NOTICE.
3. NO Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES...
5. The Female is NEVER WRONG.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong...
7. If RULE #6 applies...
8. The Female has the right to change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express consent of the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset, at any time.
11. The Male must be calm always...
12. The Female must let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female AT ALL TIMES.
14. AT ALL TIMES...
15. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
16. If the Male, at any time, believes HE IS RIGHT...
she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said, which was WRONG.
the Male must apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
unless the Female wants him angry or upset.
what is IMPORTANT is what the Female MEANT,
not what she said.
he MUST REFER to RULE #5>
(LOL)
What Kind of Person are You
Do you like candy?
BABY RUTH
If you were buying candy and you had your choice of the following... which would you choose?
(be honest with yourself!)
3 MUSKETEERS
BUTTER FINGERS
SNICKERS
HERSHEY'S
ALMOND JOY with ALMONDS
CLARK BAR
GOOD'n'PLENTY
ENERGY BAR
CHOCOLATE COATED RAISINS
And NO...
you can't change your mind once you scroll down...!
So think
carefully,
what your choice will be!!!
no peeking...
Don't go back.........now..
BABY RUTH -
Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need a little treat like an ice cream cone at the end of the day.
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3 MUSKETEERS -
You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber.
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BUTTER FINGERS -
Smooth articulate, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time.
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SNICKERS -
Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around you. But you are a practical joker - others should be cautious in shaking hands!
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HERSHEY'S -
Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt and get gushy if held too close.
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ALMOND JOY with ALMONDS---
Sexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and really like to get into life. The opposite sex is always attracted to you.
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CLARK BAR---
You like sports, whether baseball, football, basketball, hockey or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.
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GOOD'N'PLENTY---
You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to go to the movies with you. Children find you amusing. You are a very warm hearted person.
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ENERGY BAR---
You are very active. You are so active, life is passing you by. Get a life! Go eat a plum.
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CHOCOLATE COATED RAISINS---
You go to the bathroom often.
(Can you guess which kind of CANDY ... "HOT" is???)
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